#apple uno

[jae-gyu]

The one (1) Apple character I've actually cosplayed so far. :')

Artist: Girl Who Never Cries - Fufuhol (Lee Myeong-Un)

[nad0re]

pookie🤏

(he also looks just like this teddy bear)

[appleciderp]

Task Force 141 Age Guesstimates (WITH sources)

TL;DR

Price is the oldest at around 38

Ghost is a close second at around 36

Soap and Gaz are roughly 25-27

↓ All information on how the fuck I got to those numbers below ↓

Ignore the fact that the bio's in-game are absolute trash. For some reason, I cannot access anything past the random cut-offs.

Oh, the info after the in-game screenshot but before the verdict is legit random other info that I found. More specifically actor's age and previous game info if it isn't clear with the current info we have. That you can choose to make your own decisions if you want to ignore my verdicts!

Price: Easy start. His page says 1985.

But his current in-game bio says the exact same info as this Activision link that's from 2019. So I'm assuming they just haven't updated it from 2019, since it would cut 3 years off his age.

Barry Sloane is 41 (1981) No previous canonical birthyear and I didn't go actively searching for much more information

Verdict: Pretty solid 1985 for the dilf.

Gaz: We already have conflicting information; on his page, it says he was born in 1990, yet the timeline says he was born in 1996, neither of which has a proper source. So he would be turning anywhere from 27-33 this year. He joined in 2008 (according to his page and in-game bio shown), needing to be at least 16, so technically the youngest possible is 1992.

But, the same source from Activision that I used for Price says he joined in 2014, if he enlisted at 16, would make him a 1998 baby. Which directly opposes his current bio, which, as said previously, states that he joined in 2008.

I am settling on Activision's ORIGINAL bio being canon, as his in-game bio says he joined in 2008 and at the end of the paragraph says "rounding out a decade in service" which would only bring him to 2018, which would be 4 years prior to the Release of MW2 2022. Whereas 2014 would be near his decade in service next year. It makes more sense to round 1 year under vs 4 years+ over.

Elliot Knight is 32 (1990; probably the cause of his birthyear is listed as 1990) No previous canonical birthyear and I didn't go actively searching for much more information.

Considering Price is only turning 38, I personally prefer scrapping the 1990-1992 date for optimal father-son dynamic.

Verdict: 1996-1998, he'll be turning 25-27 this year.

Soap: This boy's gonna be a doozie.

According to his official page, he was born in 1996 or earlier. It also said that he tried joining the SAS at 16, but was caught that he was too young; which directly contradicts his current in-game bio, which says that he lied about his age and got in.

Considering the information on his page doesn't have any source linking back to it, we will consider he joined the SAS at 16 (which is wild and would have to make him forge a birth certificate) So if we take 2014 (keep in mind I have no clue where they whipped that year out of) minus 16, makes his birth year potentially 1998.

Neil Ellice is clearly ageless as his age isn't listed anywhere online. Previous canonical information hints that he is younger than Gaz, as Gaz had already completed Selection when he joined. According to the old MW timeline, he was born in 1980 (no sources listed) making him 31-36 during the original MW.

Considering the position and name change (all new information is Johnny, not John) I'm just going to discard that information though.

Also, he canonically punched a cop. not important, but I feel like people should know.

Verdict: Legit the only information (even if it's contradicted) we get is <1996 or 1998, so I've gotta go with that. Turning 25-27+ this year. Roughly the same age as Gaz.

more info on why I picked the younger range is in Ghost's info.

Ghost: I struggled with Soap, now onto the one with ~redacted~ information

His current in-game bio cuts off before any actual dates or anything is said. Literally "Ghost lives with a redacted past and an..."

The wiki bio is equally as uneventful, giving us no information about him joining the military or his childhood. At least it wasn't full of information from before the reboot.

Al Mazrah is his first mention in the Reboot timeline, he's not even listed in the section pertaining to Ghobrani's assassination.

So I'm going to be pulling information out of the army straight up. FBI agent watching this, I fucking hate the military IRL <3 If I get one email or text asking to join I'm gonna waste your time asking 2000 questions.

The average age of the UK military is 30 a paid account is required to see the graph, but the information is listed just under it, meaning an officer would probably be above the average.

According to the UK Army, after joining it takes about 20 years to reach Lieutenant. If he joined at 16, he would be ~36y/o, add 2-3 years to go from Lieutenant to Captain, and you've got Price's age.

(~12 years of Service for Sergeants, which makes Soap & Gaz's mid-20s work, especially with them being really fucking good. ~23 years to become a Captain, which again roughly fits with Price being a young Officer)

Samuel Roukin is 42 (1980) this man looks too good for his age omg. The only canonical age-related thing is that he joined the military after 9/11. If we assume he was 16 at joining, it would make him born in 1985. Which fits with the mid-30s right now, but would place him mid-20s in the original timeline.

Verdict: ~1987, making him mid-30s. Younger if you want to make him match the quick rank-ups of the rest of the 141.

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

[hollow-vok]

Solya grande y Solya chiquito 🙊

[lady-shadow-and-darkness]

Whenever I see people saying that Dazai's an asshole and doesn't care about anyone I laugh. Guess he did a good job of fooling you buddy.

[aeviare]

❝ don’t kiss me. we might fall in love. ❞ from kaeya <3

cedar asks!!

aether can't help the small huff as he hears kaeya's words. he knew the other was a flirt on purpose at times, always putting on smiles and knowing just what to say to get a target to give in. the traveler had seen it time and time again without fail. even those who knew kaeya's tactics found it a hard time to resist the calvary captain's charm.

aether was no exception. and although he was unsure if this was real or something that kaeya was just saying because it just came naturally to him... the blond knew his answer in return. he squared his shoulders, despite his reddening cheeks, and tilted his head up to look into kaeya's eye. it was just a moment of hesitation, before aether goes up on his tiptoes, pressing a close mouthed kiss to kaeya's bottom lip.

"--- wh-what if that's what i want?"

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

I would like to thank whoever is responsible for the existence of apple cake. You are the wonderfullest thing to ever happen to the world. Uno uno.

[puphoods]

taking a ride to my old haunt shes in my blood i reside in my nightlife

[comixandco]

tfw you come home from an involuntary two-month holiday featuring emergency surgery and a prosthetic arm and you walk through the door

and a neighbour you barely know is sweeping your floor and says how much she loves your gf and if you’re tired just go sleep in the bed since your gf is away and she’ll let anybody sleep in there

[jae-gyu]

Apple volumes 1 & 2, and the concept characters (from each volume, respectively) I'm gonna cosplay. :)

Artists: Chocolate Short Cake Lady - Tako Ashin (An Hwi-Jin) Ethereal Blue - Lucy (Bak Jin-Woo)

[khakilike]

I love “UNO” but the other three songs are really generic. Nbd; I consider this a pre-debut anyway, and those are usually only one song. My expectations for the next comeback are unaffected. #StillSkyHigh

[streetsofdublin]

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[spacelesscowboy]

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[ajahbesti]

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[wonderjanga]

Small Tokens of Favor

The gods favor Billy Batson. It’s only natural after all. The boy is the Champion of Magic. Though, it isn’t just limited to the Greek pantheon. It stretches to most of them. If there’s a pantheon, at least one God favors him.

Marvel and the Green Lanterns: *playing monopoly*

Guy Gardner: “THIS IS BULLSHIT! HOW DO YOU HAVE ALMOST ALL THE PROPERTIES?!”

Marvel: *shrugs* “Does that matter? Just give me my money, Guy.” *makes grabby hands for the money*

Guy: “No, because you’re obviously cheating!”

Marvel *gasp* “I am not cheating!”

John Stewart: “Guy, just give him the money.”

Guy: “Hell no. And don’t think I don’t know you guys are working together because how do you have a decent amount of properties while me and Hal have like two? And Hal’s in jail!”

John: “We’re not, but even then, why do you care? You and Hal are working together and aren’t even trying to hide it.”

Hal: “We’re working together because we clearly need an edge over this guy.” *juts a thumb at Marvel as he sips some apple juice*

Marvel: “So am I getting my money or…?”

By the way, John and Billy were totally working together. And the reason Billy was rich in this game? A god of prosperity aided him. He made a some offerings to them later in thanks.

Marvel: “Uno.”

JL members: *groans of annoyance*

Flash: “Dude, you’ve won six rounds in a row. Supes is he cheating?”

Supes: “I don’t believe so.”

Flash: “Then how do you keep winning??”

Marvel: *shrugs* “Lady Luck is on my side.”

She was in fact literally on his side. He made sure the thank her profusely since the Clark wagered some of Ma Kent’s leftover cooking. Billy and Mary ate good that night.

Marvel and Supes: *playing just dance and hitting every move perfectly*

Supes: “I keep messing up on the yeahs.”

Marvel: “Huh. Weird.”

It was in fact, not weird to him. Reason being is that he knew a god of dance was tripping Kal up. Oh well, he and Clark bet more of Ma Kent’s cooking on this, he isn’t going to say anything.